Aug 07 2008

Movie review A History of Violence (2005)

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A History of Violence is high among the most clever and challenging films of the year. The Irony of David Cronenberg devising a photographic film that literally tricks the audience into examining their fascination with violence, is something that won’t be lost on too many film buffs. Cronenberg has made a career out of graphic violence (I mean the highlight of Scanners is when a man’s capitulum explodes). So for it to be him that creates this brutally glorious masterpiece about the intrinsic nature of violence in our culture, as well as our love and fanatical response to it in movie, makes A History of Violence all the more fascinating. In a way it reminds me of Sam Raimi when he surprised celluloid fans the world over with his haunting treatise on force and greed - A Simple Plan.

A History of Wildness works on as many levels as it’s claim. In the more actual sense the film’s title refers to the key character of the film, the stoic and soft-spoken Tom Stand (Viggo Mortensen) whose idyllic life is encroached upon by wildness and before long leads to the question as to whether in that location are skeletons in his closet that might distributor point to "his" history of violence. Yet in the larger sense A History of Violence is a snatch of an indictment of human nature, particularly in this day and age where violence has become part and parcel with American animation - from films, to video games, to crime on the street. Cronenberg asks us to look at our violent refinement, invites us to laughter at it, then hits us with the price tag. It’s ingenious film making that may bestow the ex-serviceman director some award thoughtfulness this year.

The man has created his chef-d’oeuvre, that is in some ways is a summation of his entire vocation, turned around to stare us in our beadlike little eye almost in judgment of our vicarious sins. I’m still scarcely in awe of this carefully superimposed and amazingly crafted film. I knew this was going to be a good cinema, but I had no idea that I was going to see a movie that rivals Alfred Hitchcock for it’s ingenious twists and turns and pervasive suspensefulness. Non to honorable mention a picture show that besides tips it’s hat to the classical Western with generous shadings of everything from Capone to Pulp Fiction. The film works twofold - by following the basic rules of an action film tale, but always asking for art-house responses to the scenarios it presents. As such A History of Violence takes a deceivingly simple narration and makes it devilish complex. Not even in dreams do we escape violence and the film begins with a duo of toughened thugs world Health Organization unleash a particularly flagitious spree of violence at a motel - the victims regular including a young lady friend.

Cut to the Carrell household where his young daughter has just suffered a nightmare and Mortensen and Bello are there to comfort her and assure her that thither are no such thing as monsters. This is particularly knock-down juxtaposed as it is against the previous scene. Mortensen’s Cubicle owns a small Diner in small town Indiana and is the gentle and fond father of his young daughter and his teen son Jack (Ashton Sherlock Holmes) and is passionately in love with his married woman played by Maria Bello. The selfsame next day, a routine night at the buffet car is shattered when the thugs from the motel pay a frightening visit, and though they initially make overtures of just robbing the place, we, the interview know that these guys probably won’t stop at that place. Then just as it appears that there will be more than innocent blood spilled - out of nowhere Mortensen smashes a coffee batch into the face of one of the criminals grabs his gun and with a surprising measure of attainment and alacrity, turns the thugs into throw rugs.

Right away Tom Stalling is accorded a fair measure of celebrity as his heroics make it on television system and overnight he becomes a local hero. The publicity has a positive impact on the diner’s business as well as his gender life (all the sudden Bello not only has a good-looking man for a hubby - merely a famous person hero capable of protecting his family against all manner of human garbage) this all translates into fireworks in the bedchamber, including some of the most hot and sexually charged passion scenes I’ve watched for some time. But this is only the beginning of Cronenberg’s grand treatise on the effects of violence. The director is zealously purport on display us that almost all violence comes at a price - you don’t just inject someone (no matter if they happen to be the scum of the earth) and walk away clean. Cronenberg is telling us that violence does not sour like it does in the movies, consequences invariably follow.

To wit - not long after Tom’s heroics, three more unsavoury characters present up in town - their spokesman a scarred and deformed Ed Benjamin Harris - world Health Organization openly claims that Tom is not the man he professes to be, but preferably a early gangster by the name of Joey Cusack, wHO happens to be the man responsible for his disfigurement courtesy of a bit of work with a length of barbwire. Tom laughs all this off and maintains a bemused distance from these wild accusations, but it is enough to engraft the seeds of dubiousness in everyone from the denizens of the diner to the guy posing next to you at the multiplex. Harris seals everyone’s suspicion when he asks Tom’s wife - "if you’re non Crazy Joey - how come he’s so good at it killing masses?" And with that the peaceable slice of the American English pie they had been enjoying has changed forever - never to reelect. Such is the nature of violence - whatsoever it touches it changes - permanently.

Thus with Harris and Co. cruising the streets of Millwood in dark sunglasses and a blackened towncar Mortensen is forced to stimulate some kind of act. However my respect for movie-goers prevents me from spelling kO’d any more about the plot without warning you that the following could be considered something of a coddler. It won’t spoil much - only if you’d just as soon view the film with all of it’s surprises in tact then this is a good place to bale out. Fortunately in that respect are several more things I bottom openly talk about without playing the spoiler whatsoever. It’s about at this point in the movie where Jack (Tom’s son) becomes involved with a bit of violence himself, both reacting to a bully and later by defending the reputation of his father. Though this part of the film is a sidelight, it really crystallizes Cronenberg’s chief question in some ways more than pointedly than Tom’s narration. In Jack this change, this sudden violent streak, offers us a more distilled instance study of its nature. Is a proclivity toward violence something we’re natural with or is it learned doings? The age old question of Nature vs. Nurture is embossed by Jack’s behavior. Arthur Holmes plays the troubled nipper with great subtlety and he is so likeable in the role that his circumstances are all the more than poignant.

As for Mortensen his is a public presentation beyond anything he’s offered to date. He remains unflappable in the face of the menacing forces brought to bear upon his life. (Spoiler Alert) and erst he has made the decision to confront the ghosts from his past tense - the film takes on the nature of one of those classic Westerns where a only gunman must (against his will) strap on his holster one more clock time. Mortensen reminds both of Eastwood and Gary Barrel maker maintaining a grim resignation about this one last foray into the ways of his past. Though certainly one of Cronenberg’s most established films, he still manages to sustain an strength and actual sense of menace. Yet from the beginning of the second gear act, the film is shot through with ignominious humor, and remains easily balanced, even the over-the-top gangster turns by William Hurt, Sir Leslie Stephen McHattie and Harris ar like vivid paint on the directors pallette that counter the even tones of Bello and Arthur Holmes and the iconic asa Gray of Mortensen.

David Cronenberg is a director wHO has made a successful career making the genial of films he wants - pretty much in a conference of his own. And much like Sam Raimi, has now proven that he is a director capable of anything.

Should have north Korean won the academy Award, I camber believe it wasn’t fifty-fifty

Aug 06 2008

Movie review Comedian (2002)

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Comedian is a documentary that chronicles Jerry Seinfeld’s rebirth as a stand up. After pulling the plug on his brilliant situation comedy at the height of its popularity, mostly to keep it from overstaying its welcome - Jerry also vowed to pull back all his old stand material and build it all over again from scratch. This film, for the to the highest degree part, is a journal of that process.

You have to admire Boche for such a swish move, tied though I could own used a few more years of George, Kramer and the gang, Seinfeld went out on crest and turned his back on 1 million dollars per installment. Comedian is a sporadically entertaining objective that tags along with Seinfeld as he struggles to put together new bits and routines. Stick up comedy is designed to look like the best job in the world, though it’s pretty mutual knowledge that it’s one of the toughest professions to succeed at. Comedian endeavors to further illustrate what an agonizing, dog-eat-dog profession it really is.

As far as existence and entertaining film Boche is tied loathe to offer us that much without fashioning us work. What you aren’t told going in to this film is that much of the running time is spent following around a relatively unknown comedian named Orny Adams. Orny, we determine, has been tirelessly pursuing his dream of comedy stardom for some clock time and on stage he’s pretty diverting, but offstage he’s a whiny, harsh, overbearing eccentric with an acute absence of people-skills. He ignores the constructive criticism of the most knowledgeable practitioners in the business and obsesses over everything to the point of neuroses.

Though it is through this single that Seinfeld chooses to illustrate the nature of the business, I credibly would have enjoyed the film more had he chosen mortal else. Then again, I think this was Jerry’s point - even the guys wHO can make you laugh when they’re on leg aren’t always the almost fun citizenry to be around when their dress is over.

The plastic film, however, shines when we follow Seinfeld behind the scenes into the seedy comedy clubs of his early career, and there are alot of uproariously insightful backchat between Boche and his mate Colin Quinn. One keen observation belongs to Quinn when he sums up what Jerry is facing on stage with unproven bits - "You get a small bit of a break up front end," he says. "Then you still gotta be shady."

And we take care this as the grueling truth as wild standing ovations, turn to cold silence when Jerry misses the mark. One particularly uncomfortable tantrum shows Seinfeld completely losing his train of thought in the middle of a moment. The audience is forgiving, until soul hollers, "Is this your first base gig?" There ar times when watching a Goliath fall is gratifying, but when it’s Boche there is no diabolic pleasure to be enjoyed, watching him bomb you almost take personally.

Comedian is not the laugh-fest that the title would suggest, there are wad of curious moments and a little too much Orny Adams to be sure, only the scenes where Kraut is having drinks and talking shop with some of the great comics of all time makes Comedian a fascinatingly voyeuristical

Aug 04 2008

Movie review Reindeer Games (2000)

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Since winning a screenwriting Oscar along with pal Matt Damon, Ben Affleck has taken a different path than his acquaintance. While Damon has concentrated on knotty complex roles (Rounders, The Talented Mr. Ripley), Affleck has taken th opposite route choosing more commercial projects (Armageddon, Forces of Nature). There’s nothing needfully wrong with that, but maybe he’s selling himself a minute short. After all, he was wondrous in Chasing Amy as well as Good Will Hunting. He follows his great turn in Dogma with the John Frankeneimer’s actioneer Rangifer tarandus Games.

In Reindeer Games, Affleck plays an ex convict world Health Organization gets involved with a woman (beauty Charlize Theron) the minute he gets out of jail. Unfortuantely, Theron’s crazy brother (played entertainingly by manic Gary Sinise) trys to bully him into helping out on a casino stickup.

The motion-picture show was written by the recently in demand Ehren Kruger wHO started turned promisingly with the senior high caliber paranoia thriller Arlington Road, and then took a step back with the disapointing Shriek 3. This time, Kruger seems to be more than interested in plot twists than anything else. Things are never as they seem in this thriller that sort of combines the temper of film noir with the flavour of a standard, in your face action painting.

Frankenheimer has been in these ethel Waters before. He made the controversial Manchurian Candidate as well as Ronin. Wheras Ronin seemed to be much fuss about zippo, Reindeer Games seems to be much ado about way too much.

In addition to the irksome plot twists, Affleck seems to be all wrong for this role. I could never buy him as a criminal. And although the surprise climax is most unexpected, it’s also silly and completedly unbelievable. Greenland caribou Games tries to be much too hip and clever for it’s possess good and that, in the end, is it’s downfall.

Aug 02 2008

Movie review The Tailor of Panama (2001)

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Director Whoremonger Boorman has been responsible for some truly great movies. Films like Deliverance and Hope and Glory are deuce of my favorites. Now, he returns with his first picture show since the striking The General.

The Tailor of Panama features Geoffrey Surge as a suit-maker in Panama city. Pierce Brosnan is a British spot who decides to blackjack Rush into digging up dirt and information from the various politicians he suits up. Before farseeing, things become chaotic as Rush gets in all over his head.

Rush plays the cut as a shy, improbable tale singing nerd. He is credible in the role, only it’s scarcely a part of gravid depth. Brosnan, on the other hand, seems to take rascally glee in his role as a self assured womanizer world Health Organization will do anything to get what he wants. He’s smug and absolutely hilarious in the parting. Jamie Gypsy Rose Lee Curtis is effective but seems a bit out of position as Rush’s loving married woman. The film’s best performance comes from Brendan Gleeson (Braveheart) as Rush’s boozy, loudmouth buddy.

What really took me off guard in The Tailor of Panama, is how comical it is. I expected a straight faced spy and espionage thriller, and while the picture has a transportation share of that, it also has a preferably strange mother wit of humor. Particularly the scenes featuring Dylan Baker as an over the top military man (think Alec Stanley Baldwin in Bead Harbor).

Boorman directs at a rather slow footstep and never really gives us the sense of tension that the movie needs to fully follow. Still, the picture does offer up some good surprises. The Tailor of Panama is also punctuated with a great termination in which every persona gets what’s coming to them. As a spy flick, I wouldn’t rank The Sew of Republic of Panama with Saint David Mamet’s superb The Spanish Prisoner, simply it is entertaining nevertheless, and it should besides be illustrious that for a Brosnan movie, I liked it more then The Thomas Crown Matter and that last rotten James Bail bond flick.

Jul 29 2008

Movie review Robots (2005)

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Robots is a play, computer animated effort that many film-lovers flocked to see to get their first peep at the new house trailer for Episode III. And quite frankly, there couldn’t have been a better film to show the trailer with, as the two feature quite a few things in coarse. Both are 20th Century Fox released sci-fi flicks featuring a performance by Ewan McGregor. The similarities don’t goal there. Like the Star Wars prequels, Robots is clearly a case of awe-inspiring style over substance.

Robots is a sometimes clever tarradiddle of robots and the mechanical public they populate. The story revolves round Rodney Copperbottom (voiced by Ewan McGregor), a escapist who journeys to the big city to accomplish the big dreams his father (voiced by Stanley Tucci) never quite accomplished. Along the way, he makes good deal of friends and finds himself in one take a chance after another.

The introduce is simplistic (which is often the case with animated features) and quite frankly, complexity isn’t much of an issue when a photographic film looks this good. Robots is plainly gorgeous in terms of visual panache. It’s vibrant, colorful and absolutely alive with vitality. There ar several famous sequences to speak of but the most impressive, is an absolutely breathless action firearm featuring thousands of dominoes tipping one another over in a massive string reaction. It’s an absolutely dazzling exhibit of animation genius.

As previously declared, the plot of land is simple - a young man goes on an extraordinary adventure and makes various friends along the way. There are several clever moments to be establish in the picture - courtesy of screenwriters Robert Lowell Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (who wrote for Well-chosen Days in front penning dear comedies like Ron Howard’s Parenthood). Use up for instance the fashion in which robot babies are made. I won’t spoil it in this review, merely will aver it was one of the more creative moments in Robots. Ganz and Mandel maintain most of the gags family oriented, but be warned - there is some adult humor here - hence the (PG) rating. What the film really could have ill-used was a little more heart. There are certainly sweet moments to be found (much more so than in that respect were to be launch in the overrated Shark Tale), only the emotional pull that elevates films like Finding Nemo and even Ice Age to a higher plane is somewhat lacking in Robots.

The all-star vocal natural endowment on tap is strong, but not overwhelming. American robin Williams is in full manic mood as a fast-talking, hyperactive android whose big mouth gets him into trouble. Given the kind of movie this is, William Carlos Williams is a perfect fit. I really enjoyed John Rowlands Tucci and Diane Wiest as Rodney’s loving parents, as well as Jennifer Coolidge - an absolute riot as a automaton with a few extra gears in the rear.

I had a fun time at Robots. I wouldn’t rank it with the likes of Pixar’s computer animated contributions or Shrek for that issue, but it is a technical marvel and it should hold open most kids and their parents adequately entertained.

Rodney Copperbottom, soft by Ewan McGregor, is a small town automaton who has a gift for inventing things and a hope of moving beyond his quaint surroundings. He works side by side in a restaurant with his dad world Health Organization is a dishwasher - literally a dishwasher. You open his chest and load in the dishes. Rodney has dreams of something greater. Armed with his unique talent for inventing, Rodney embarks on a journey to Automaton City to meet his idol, the majestic inventor Bigweld, sonant by Mel Brooks. An iconic figure in all of Robot City, Bigweld has exhausted a life-time creating things to cause the lives of robots better. Formerly in Golem City, Rodney finds that things are not rather as he expected, and his quest may be a lot harder than he imagined. As he tries to navigate his way about this new city, Rodney befriends the Rusties, a ragtag mathematical group of street smart bots wHO know the ropes. One of the Rusties, Fender (voiced by Robin William Carlos Williams), immediately becomes Rodney’s best friend and even lets his gamy kid sister Piper Pinwheeler (voiced by Amanda Bynes) tag along. They take him in, and for now, at least, Rodney has a home in Robot Metropolis. Rodney too meets Cappy (voiced by Halle Berry), an executive at Bigweld Industries wHO takes an instant liking to Rodney and sees a bunch of herself in him. Along their adventures, Rodney and his new friends encounter distasteful characters world Health Organization try to derail Rodney’s plans to find Bigweld and spare Robot City.

Somewhere along the way we came to look great things out of every alive movie we saw, thanks to animation masters like Pixar and even Dreamworks Shrek. And anytime these movies fall below that standard that has been set so high we are let down and disappointed, simply don’t be. While Robots is nowhere as grand as the Incredibles it is silent quite a cute and fun picture. Sure the story is cookie cutter, a young and idealistic hero fructify out to change the world up against your typical despot, out to conquer the world where good shall prevail, aught new only done with finesse it can be ok, and Robots did a fair job at it. The movie is no capital masterpiece by any means, but neither is it garbage like Shark Story or anything Disney produces when they’re actually fashioning movies instead of trying to non take credit for Pixar’s accomplishments.

The trailers judge and appeal you with another Robin redbreast Williams zany character merely it is not Ted Williams who makes the flick but Greg Kinnear alternatively. He somehow manages to find away to desegregate the slightly over the top baddie with a more credible madman barely trying to make his mother well-chosen, its like Psycho meets Michael Stephen Arnold Douglas from Wallstreet. Williams has his mirthful moments of course simply he has kind of outplayed the zany fictitious character and it’s been a long time since it was fresh. The robots were charming, the game was simple but worked, and the movie could be dull at times but in the end entertained. I mean not everything pot be a masterpiece simply movies like Robots that does finagle to entertain while not really doing anything that groundbreaking can be a good way to piece a way an afternoon. It is fun, humorous and most kids will love it and about parents won’t be overly bored.

I too felt that Robots was inferior to almost of the Pixar products and tied though it was pretty good I doubt it will be remembered as fondly as a lot ot it’s fellow

Jul 28 2008

Movie review Lost Souls (2000)

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It seems quite dry to me that a studio would release a possession riff on the same day as a re-release of The Exorcist. That’s simply motion picture suicide. Well in thither infinite wisdom of Solomon, that’s precisely what the makers of Lost Souls did. After languishing about in a vault for nearly a year, this half-baked thriller has finally seen the light of day.

In Lost Souls, Winona Ryder plays a woman wHO, along with a team of exorcists, believe that a psychoanalyst (Ben Sir Charles Spencer Chaplin) will be the host of Prince of Darkness come his 33rd birthday. Naturally, Chaplin doesn’t believe in that sort of thing, just before to a fault long, a strange string of events change his beliefs.

Lost Souls is the directorial debut of master cinematographer Janusz Kaminski. His past tense skills ar certainly evident here, as the look of the picture is really the only thing worth recommending. The plot seems disjointed and the screenplay by Pierce Gardner and Betsy Stahl jumps from the unbelievable to the finish absurd. The film regular opens with an obvious verse from the holy Writ. Gardner and Stahl have taken a big cue from the terrifying Prognostication and The Exorcist. In fact, in a strange way, this film could be a follow up to The Exorcist. It’s almost as if the Ryder character is Regan all full-grown up. Of course Missed Souls isn’t nearly as scary as The Exorcist because it is isn’t grounded in reality nor does it deal with themes of fate in a direction that ar as remotely interesting.

Ryder doesn’t look comfortable here but she does manage to have some interesting chemistry with Chaplin, wHO actually gives a decent performance in a truly plodding picture. The film is besides flooded with veteran talent like John Hurt, Philip Baker Hall, and Alfre Woodard. None are given that practically to do.

As I stated before, I do love the look of this painting. It has a grainy texture redolent of David Fincher’s Septenary. The cinematography is terrific as well. I also must let in, I did jump out of my seat in one case or twice, but as a hale, this film doesn’t deal to panic attack. It’s also quite measured and becomes more predictable as it moves along.

In a year that has seen the awing Little Nicky and the insipid Bless the Child, Lost Souls is hardly another thriller that can’t add anything new to the literary genre, nor does it actually try to. Although better than concluding year’s lame End of Days, Lost Souls can’t measure up to the likes of The Exorciser, The Portent, Rosemary’s Baby, or even The Devil’s Advocate for that matter. Janusz Kaminski is a major talent, and next time out, I hope he picks a better

Jul 27 2008

Movie review 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)

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Of all the sequels being released this summer, it seemed that this follow-up to Rob Cohen’s moderately pleasurable Fast and the Fierce would be the most pointless. Amazingly, I non only enjoyed this silly little slice of commercial entertainment, I also ground it a great deal more lively than the original.

Paul Walker returns as Brian O’Conner, simply Vin Diesel engine is nowhere to be found. This time about, O’Conner is no thirster with the L.A. police force. After letting Diesel go at the end of the number one film, Walker begins a new life in Miami where his love for street racing continues to grow. In front long, he’s told by law enforcement that his record will be wiped clean if he’s able to help them overhear a local drug creator who’s causation mischief in the area. Along with the assist of a childhood friend whom he hasn’t seen in years (played with vibrant glee by Tyrese), the two go undercover in attack to help bust the bad guys.

I’m non going to sit here and tell you that 2 Fast 2 Furious is original–nor am I going to have you believe that the film is bright. We’ve seen this dose lord plot in several other pictures and as far as smarts–lets just say that this picture show is really dumb. Just in a good way.

The fact is, 2 Fast 2 Furious is exactly what the title suggests. Selfsame fast and very infuriated. The cable car chases ar plentiful and extremely exciting, and for what it’s worth, I had a much better time during this picture than I did in the fabulously dull Italian Job.

Perhaps the biggest shock surrounding this flick is that it was directed by John Singleton who, as of former, seems to be nerve-wracking to break into mainstream success (Shaft anyone). Patch this film hardly seems as relevant as Boys in the Hood, it works because it doesn’t aspire to be anything more than dumb, loud fun. Mr. Singleton is a on-key craftsman and even though most of this screenplay is somewhat ridiculous, the director’s style is very slick. The chase sequences in this picture ar outstanding and extremely smooth.

I probably would consume given this picture a better rating had Paul Walker non been in it. This guy but isn’t dynamic enough. Everyone around him is so much livlier, and a great deal of the time, Footer seems to keep the movie from reaching it’s true, over the top sensibility. It helps that Tyrese is around to bring some excitement to the filmdom. This tough guy showed much potential in Singleton’s Baby Boy, but here, he in full realizes it, commanding the screen everytime he’s on it. In fact, I enjoyed his smooth talking, bad boy shenanigans practically more than Vin Diesel’s. Watch for an entertaining bit contribution by rapper Ludacris as well. The rest of the performances range from fun (Colewort Hauser has a empty-headed time as the dose lord) to positively dreadful (Devon Aoki seems to be reading from discriminative stimulus cards).

It always helps going into a summer movie with low expectations and no doubt, that’s part of the reason I think I enjoyed 2 Dissolute 2 Furious so much. Add to that Singleton’s breakneck pacing, an energized Tyrese, and some truly spectacular elevator car chases and you have a fun summer motion-picture show.

A surprisingly winning expression receives a fuel-injection as the almost horsepower-enriched dealership of them all returns with a second instalment, so conclude to the first picture in well-nigh every vista, it feels like it was patched together transactions after the first film wrapped. So is this yet another case of dollar-driven pragmatism at wreak over echt creative endeavor? Put merely; yes, just name one Hollywood sequel that wasn’t created with the warm buck in mind. Originality and variance rarely appear in the equation, instead we are spoon federal more of the same and in larger helpings, and 2 Fast 2 Furious (and yes the figures are part of the rubric) fulfils its remit as a Fri night, bums-on-cinema-seats grabber for the Easy lay Power crowd.

My love for cars driven selfsame fast runs extremely thick, so I may be a short biased in reviewing 2 Fast 2 Furious, just I believe it is ideal cinematic fodder for one of those nights when you would prefer not to lurch the brain into gear but rather sit back and drool o’er the wealth on display. 2 Fast 2 Wild is a simple and unpretentious genre tale, doubtless lacking the attempted shade and import of films such as The Matrix: Reloaded (which chases its own fib at times, in an effort to create importance) or The Hulk (a moody character reference study as much as an natural action film, yeah right) just delivering 2 hours of undisputed ocular exhilaration, but like its predecessor.

The plot is about as difficult to read as a road atlas. Tightly stretched over a number of memorable set-pieces that tent-pole the entire receive, 2 Fast 2 Tempestuous lacks whatever emotional range, development or genuine engagement above rooting for the clean-living guy in the fastest car!?! Paul Zimmer, like a cheaper and more wooden alternative to Keanu, returns as Brian’O'Conner, disgraced ex-cop, who decided upon a life-street racing as opposed to the rigours of a soul-corrupting life in the forcefulness. He has relocated from the Golden State hills to the palm-lined boulevards of Miami, Sunshine State in an effort to put his crumpled recent past behind him.

Once street racings’ milk-toothed new recruit, O’Conner is no longer out of place at these twilight soirees, in fact his skills are held in high esteem. It seems during his time in the sunshine state he has developed a bit of a reputation as a rabid beast behind the wheel, his outward appearance all the while belying his nut case credentials. In the opening face-off with three other evenly matched, hard talk competitors O’Conner reminds everybody that he is intrepid and nonrational at the helm of a fast car. Unluckily, this includes the constabulary, who right away coerce him, into victimization his singular talent for tearing up highways to bring down the local Latino purveyor of fine narcotics. Another dip into O’Conner’s checkered past later (sure, the boy’s lived a bit) and he is reunited with old buddy-with-a-grudge Roman Pearce (rap superstar Tyrese, replacing Vin Diesel as the beef cattle of the piece) to rediscover an uneasy merely ultimately amicable alliance driving for the law. Notice any game similarities yet?

2 Fast 2 Furious revels in weaving an aura of enchantment around fast and colourful Japanese cars, and their evenly fast and colourful owners. The warm pastel tones and azure blues of the Miami coastline are reflected in the dazzling paraphernalia of the street-racing phenomenon. Although clearly indebted to car chase epics of the past such as Bullitt or The Driver, 2 Fast 2 Furious most closely resembles the electronic computer game Vice City in its men and motors approach to fulfilling an audience.

The racing scenes are filmed with dazzling quality, and naturally, this is where most of the real enjoyment lies. Fast-moving, conventional footage is occasionally enhanced with hyper-realistic CGI shots tracking digitally between number one wood and machine, which sometimes allow an unnecessary alive element to creep into proceedings. Scenes that immingle with the race sections really limp across the finish parentage as small more than filler. Unconvincing villains lead to flaccid moments of conflict that display small or no tension. You find yourself aching for the distant sound of a turbocharger amidst the tepid dialog and exanimate performances, thankfully the photographic film knows its weaknesses and the paint-by-numbers expositional segments are kept to comparatively brief.

The cars are the tangible stars of 2 Dissolute 2 Angered. The want of discernible substance, or the presence of a genuine star to magnify the comportment of these brutal machines really doesn’t matter likewise much. Pleasure comes at a much simpler level, sit back and feast upon the eye-candy. It’s there in abundance for the boys and the girlsÂ… but mostly for the boys. Tyreses’ ripple torso, and girls pumping their own load pedals, are some of the highlights for the ladies dragged along to examine it. World Health Organization knows, some of you might even find the wiped-clean work surface looks of Saul of Tarsus Walker an unfathomable trip? 2 Fast 2 Wild is all about the toys, and absolutely anyone can come and spiel.

5 star

This movie is not a bad one. Meybe non a not bad one but I personally like it. especially the car chamfer scenes. i thik they are one of the best prohibited there.

Jul 25 2008

Movie review Hide and Seek (2005)

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Hide and Seek boasts a roster of A-list acting endowment, perhaps the two finest actors of their several generations in DeNiro and Dakota Fanning and, if the trailers can be trusted, a promising evening of thrills and chills at the Bijou. As we start out, DeNiro and his girl Emily ar beginning the recovery process after having lost their wife and/or mother to suicide. Moving away from New House of York, they bob Hope to begin anew in a creepy isolated theater, on the edge of some fifty-fifty creepier wood. DeNiro plays a Clinical Psychologist, and for her part, Fanning is perfect as the badly drawn girl, with the dark, bagged eyes that hide out behind them the secret of the film.

Things soon convey a call on for the weird when Emily mutilates her dearie bed-time doll and begins to speak of a new "imaginary" ally that goes by the name of Charlie. As Psychologists tend to do, DeNiro is concerned by this newfangled character in his daughters life, merely dismisses it as a normal region of the recovery process. As it turns out, as you may well surmise, Charlie is anything but a healthy presence in the house, an sure enough, bizarre things begin to occur.

Director John Polson (Swimfan), whose track record certainly doesn’t suggest that he’d be the charles Herbert Best choice to helm a project of this magnitude, gets the look of the celluloid right, merely the pacing is all wrong and the cheap-scares that transportation the first act ar of the most banal sort, (cats and afternoon tea kettles, power-outages, you distinguish it) all courtesy of the pocketbook of psych/thriller cliches. The cast (Famke Janssen, Dylan Baker, Elisabeth Shue, Amy Irving) all acquit themselves as easily as you would expect, but you can practically read along with the dialogue and the tarradiddle never real engages the audience in any sort of novel or originative way. We’ve seen all this ahead, and seen it done much better.

Of path, it all boils down to the big divine revelation as to who or what "Charlie" turns out to be - but whatsoever amateur sleuth worth his gum could see this one approach down the St. St. Lawrence Seaway. Erstwhile the identity has been let out of the bag, you’re pretty practically praying that the motion picture ends as fast as possible. Just terribly irritating to watch - the ending. Not in the least act scary - just distressing beyond verbal description. The creators of Veil and Seek, offer 2 or threesome possible "Charlie" candidates - hoping that english hawthorn throw enough of a head-fake at the audience so as to surprise them. I’m going to rate this film according to how successful they managed to do this.

Hide and seek ranks as the second most embarrassed i’ve been for Robert Lolly - a close sec behind analize this.

The thing that cracks me up around Hide and Seek is that now they’re running these ad campaigns suggesting that the movie is so with child that nobody is spoilage the ending for their friends - Like it was the sixth Sense or something. The real reason they’re with retention the information is because they don’t want to be the only ones who shelled-out 8 bucks to see this piece of shite.

Hide and Seek? Kind of Weak - Weep and Weap - Assay and sleep . . . all better titles for this predictable disaster

I can’t believe you guys ar bashing Veil and Seek so badly, DeNiro and Fanning are both first-class in this, and for some of us the ending was a surprisal and the film was scary - you indigence to incur over yourselves and exactly enjoy a film formerly in a while.

Miss Wooten, piece it’s true that DeNiro and Fanning are real professionals at what they do, they should sustain thought better of getting involved with a stick out that is this poorly written and directed by someone whose only experience with a feature photographic film was Swimfan. Go visit Swimfan then get back to me.

Hide And Seek was a beneficial movie as it was hard to find out who the real killer was. The neighbor was a estimable suspect, and so was the arrest and the real estate of the realm guy. YOu even had to wonder if it weren’t some sort of supernatural baddie. But regular after observance it i had to watch it again to understand the wife part.

I also felt that Hide and Seek was an effective thriller. It’s no chef-d’oeuvre but I think the reviewer is being a little to hard on it.

There were a couple of times in this film when I actually laughed at how bad Henry Martyn Robert DiNero was. If that tells you anything about this bit of crap

I think hide seek was a bully movie that makes u think and want to go plunk for at watch it again because it has soo many different meanings and morals thats kindof hard to figure out…just its a good movie for those who likes to analize things effort thats wat u exactly might have to do to get the full meaning.

Jul 23 2008

Movie review Pride and Prejudice (2005)

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Miraculously, for the integrality of my 45 years here on earth, I have somehow managed to avoid beholding so much as a channel-surfing snippet of Jane Austen’s love Pride and Prejudice. No easy job as it has seen countless filmed incarnations (this one qualification the third gear in the past 2 years). Beingness a fan of Colin Firth’s film on a different Darcy in St. Brigid Jones’ D’ Iary, I’ve been the most tempted to break my impressive streak of P & P abstinence, by renting his far-famed Darcy behaviour, but the thought of 5 hours of unaired BBC-ified anything was enough to secure my record. And now it is only out of a sense of duty to this web site, and the fact that even my most macho friends have returned from it with favorable reports, that I have, at long final, experienced the fanciful follies of the Bennett kin and standstill ready to disabuse anyone with interchangeable predispositions (okey Prejudices).

Pride and Prejudice, faithfully rendered (or so I’ve read) by number 1 time conductor Joe Wright, is a fine bit of chic and frequently poignant entertainment, centered around a family with upper class aspirations, merely limited substance. The account takes place at a time in British history when social stratification was the order of the day - an oral law that many would have preferent to see enforceable. Their five daughters (two, Jane and Elizabeth, eligible by age for marriage) stand as the best stroke the family unit has of improving their societal lot, and this is pretty much the only thing that their mother (Brenda Blethyn) ever thinks around. Mrs. Bennett is far from existence a woman of nuance and saving grace - a bit buggy and dotty around the edges - and though a devoted wife, is completely obsessed by the prospect of obtaining a ticket into upper-class society visa-vie a strategic married couple or deuce. In the profound words of David Byrne - same as it ever was.

When Mr. Bingley - a handsome, loaded and blue-blooded bachelor (Neil Simon Woods) moves into their village - it sets the Bennett household into something of a department of State - particularly as Mr. Bingley is often seen in the company of a deep and handsome gentleman freind. The luck of them first meet at local social function, where Bingley takes a fast fancy for Jane, unfortunately his enigmatic and ostensibly snobbish friend Mr. Darcy (Saint Matthew MacFayden) gets off to a suffering start with Elizabeth. Of course anyone who’s seen at least five movies in their life, instantaneously knows where matters such as this are headed.

Up until now, I’ve written Keira Knightly cancelled as the new model Winona Rider, and other than Pirates of the Caribbean and Love Actually, actually I was pretty much unfamiliar with her work - though naturally I’ve show a good deal about her. At this point, I should confess that I’m ready to head up a local chapter or her fan golf-club. She literally tears the hinges off of this sucker and with Austen’s wry witticisms flowing course from her exquisite rima oris, you’ll want to bring together my little club yourself.

As for the rest of the cast, Donald Sutherland is strong as the beleaguered and deep in thought patriarch of the Bennett family and Judi Dench is scrumptiously despicable as Lady Catherine - a condescending, thus far officious adult female of local nobility. Dench is so good at inspiring your misanthropy that you’d literally like to see her eaten alive by violent sheep. Quite a testament to her thespian art. Also impressive is MacFayden’s Darcy. For his region he gambles that he can gain ground you over when his character turns in the final act, after performing the "know your place-card" and remaining unlikably aloof passim most of the film. He manages this with charming poise, due largely to the fact that we know all along that his abrasiveness is just a disguise to hide his attraction to Elizabeth - in maliciousness of his low opinion of her family. In any case, playing hard to develop almost ne’er fails - same as it always was. As far as I know, this is the only thing I’ve seen him in, and he manages to be quite victorious, despite his unconventional, most lopsided, Roma look.

There are a number of subplots, one involving a younger Floyd Bennett sister (Jena Malone) wHO becomes entangled with the wrong variety of buster. An unfortunate turn of circumstance that requires a clever routine of shenanigan on the part of her loved ones to extricate her from. And naturally there are a lot of hearts battered, bruised and broken along side the matrimonial drag.

As a matter of course, the film is going to stand or fall on the lastingness of how effectively the love story is rendered. I moldiness admit that I was quite taken with it, even though such love-hate relationships have become terribly clichĂ© since Austen wrote her floor nearly 200 years ago. Still, this is a tale told with such wit and wisdom that when, at long last, it turns physical, the passion literally radiates from the deuce of them in palpable waves. In the end, Elizabeth relies less on her heart-stopping beauty, and more on her honesty and firm character to lure Darcy’s true feelings out of hiding and by the final act it becomes clear that he is likewise a man of great loyalty and character. Once Elizabeth II realizes these things, and sees beyond her possess pride, she lights up in a way that cannot be directed and you won’t soon leave. Oftimes you’ll hear a woman described as being luminous - indeed the light that eminates from within young Miss Chivalrous may very well movement permanent retina damage.

Along with picture perfect period detail and cinematography that is beyond sumptuous, Pridefulness and Prejudice hits so many of the correct notes that it literally sings. It will go down in history as one of those rare creations: a quintessential skirt flick that men cannot resist. As far as I’m concerned it will remain a fluke, only one of those guilty pleasures and nothing more. For exigent out cheap.

It’s around time you guys reveiwed Pride and Prej, I was afraid you didn’t like it and that would have brought you down in my intellect. It’s real cool to see this move doing so good with the critics and making money because I just erotic love it so much. I have through with my part cuz I’ve seen it 3 times. Hey i’m not proud.

You’re blinking well proper - I’ve seen it twice with both of the women I’ve been seeing and each time I power saw a little bit of a dissimilar film, as I tend to live movies alomst vicariously through whomever I’m with. In any font I loved it both times and of line so did the ladies.

I bear a small confession to make myself. I went to Pride and Prejuduce with my two sisters. And I really mat like wear some form of disguise because I was pretty embarassed to be going to watch it. After it was over though I had no such feelings and left the theater proudly with a sister on either arm and a couple of damp tissues in my pocket. Probably the charles Herbert Best chick flicker I’ve seen since the Notebook.

To be fair, I think you’re a little bit off by calling Pridefulness and prejudice a biddy flick. It’s indeed a classic romanticism, but I’ve noticed that a muckle of guys seem to be pretty keen on this unmatchable as well. In fact I got a call from a boyfriend that I’d simply broken it off with not more than 3 months agone and he said he’d gone to see it with his mates and that he’d had to bat by the weeping, because it reminded him of our situation. Actually I’m well rid of the haemophiliac and he’d have to be a rich patrician who looked like Matthew MacFayden for me to consider hauling him endorse aboard that’s for flaming sure.

Since you don’t have any chat board in your humor section I only wanted to congratulate you for that piece on Christmas, I laughed out loud and Emailed it to my Mother. It’s funny because I’ve been on this site a number of times and that’s the first clock time I ever clicked o’er there - I’ve since read several and opine you’re about as fishy as anyone I’ve of all time read.

Curious - Pride and Prej seems to be getting almost universally strong reviews, but as yet I haven’t heard any sort of Oscar buzz - do you think that’s out of the question?

Like yourself I went to P and P (with my girlfriend) fully prepared to spend the next two hours rolling my eyes at everything on the screen, merely wound up coming away the movie with a newfound admiration for Jane Austen, and in fact I’d put this moving picture in the top decade films I’ve seen this year. Go figure.

Jul 22 2008

Movie review Havoc (2005)

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When I first heard about Havoc, (like so many other normal males of the human opinion) it non only pricked my interest, it interested my prickle. The very idea that Anne Anne Hathaway (Princess Diaries, Ella Enchanted and the LDS cinema, The Former Side of Heaven) had decided to come flying out of her pigeonhole toward the other side of the tracks, was more than welcome news. And if that weren’t fascinating enough, Havoc was penned by Traffic scribe Stephen Gaghan and directed by the accomplished documentarian Barbara Kopple (American Pipe dream).

First of all, the film more than makes good on the reports that Hathaway along with Bijou Phillips, gets naked on a frequent fundament and engages in a number of sex scenes that ar not gauze-like teases, merely rather soiled and unsanded. This being the typesetter’s case, you must be intellection, "howler - how can this baby miss?" Unfortunately instead of wreaking Havoc, Havoc simply reeks. Considering the grandness of Dealings as advantageously as Gaghan’s searing Syriana, I wouldn’t have guessed that Gagham was capable of creating a film that stinks this bad. It was almost as though he figured that Anne Anne Hathaway doing the wild thing would be enough to carry it, and neglected to spell a story around it that gave any of the strong sexual cognitive content and nudity any kind of justifiability. Unlike, say a photographic film that confronts it’s subject matter with real excited candor (13) Havoc plays like a mediocre After School Special. As a result all of the sex, drugs and colorful language, is not only gratuitous, merely sadly the only ground to watch this thing - which doesn’t paint any of us in a very flattering promiscuous does it?

Bijou Phillips has proven that she can be a gripping sexual personnel on screen - her scenes with Ryan Gosling in the Believer are some of the about strikingly original I’ve seen and added a dimension to that film that must have delighted it’s creators - it was spontaneous and powerfully erotic and sure nothing that they’d scripted. All of which makes her lackluster work in Havoc (and we’re talking alot of full frontal, borderline adult stuff) all the more disappointing. I don’t hateful to sound like a perv, only considering the lengths they’ve gone to, it’s a shame that it was wasted on a motion-picture show so ridiculously ingenuine and hollow.

For her voice, Hathaway jumps in with both feet herself, she seems utterly comfortable with all the nudity, and the surprisingly raw sexual urge, including an oral scene, but once more it’s overly bad it was so badly skeletal on a film that has dead nothing to say - and lost whatever mark it was aiming for by a mile.

The story revolves around a group of white, robust and, spoiled high schooling students wHO form a gang to spike their dull lives of privilege. In an early scene they engross a rival gang in a beach parking lot. Along with a brawl of sorts, there is alot of trash speak (featuring Caucasians acting and talking like blacks). They drink and take drugs and openly engage in sex, and then go home to their rich parents. Hathaway’s parents are played by Michael Biehn and Laura San Giacomo, whose marriage is on shaky ground, thus allowing their girl to catch away with pretty much anything. San Giacomo is woefully underused, I wouldn’t be surprised if she clocks in with less than a minute of screen time.

There are times when Hathaway narrates, as though we john hear her thoughts and there is also an ineffectual devise the film-makers use to get into the heads of these mixed up kids, that involves a fellow scholarly person (not part of the gang - but allowed to tag along sometimes) who carries a video camera around with him everywhere, plainly to make a objective about these kids playacting at gang life. He has a crush on Hathaway, whom is the most haunt subject of his motion-picture photography and thither are a few scenes between the two that are the only sensibly effective parts of the film. At one point he is filming her as she drives and says something like: "can I tell you something you might non want to hear? You are the loneliest person I’ve always met in my life. In another such scene, Hathaway plays with the boys jam on her by all the sudden laying on a couch and pickings her top off, when he protests she laughs him cancelled and reaches down her cut-offs and starts touch herself. Whereupon the kidskin storms out in crying.

The heart and soul of the story involves racial tensions between these rich hopeful gang bangers and a Latino work party from Due east L.A.. One night, more or less on a dare, Hathaway and Phillips ar taken by their boyfriends "to the Due east." In an endeavor to score drugs they have a fateful bump with Freddy Rodriguez (about the only compelling character in the film). Rodriguez is the leader of a existent gang and he leaves Hathaway’s boyfriend (Mike Vogel) in a puddle of his own piss. The girls become fascinated by Rodriquez and the tabu that he represents and it’s non long earlier they return to East LA without their boyfriends. The girls end up finding what they’re looking at for and with Rodriguez as their escort end up having a good time at a party, made all the more than seductive because of the taboo of it all.

Hathaway and Phillips continue their mystical trips to the Due east and finally ask permission to join their gang. Unfortunately connection the crew comes at a monetary value, as at that place is an initiation involving some hardiness sexual exploits that the girls reluctantly agree to. Not that the motion picture really has far to drop, simply it in truth goes downhill at this point. Havoc is a film that many will seek kayoed because of Hathaway’s hardiness turn - sadly beyond it’s shock absorber value the film has little else to offer. Havoc is just some completely destitute of any emotional profundity or real character development, which is doubly demoralising when you consider the talent of it’s author and manager. How these two managed to create such a shallow and pointless film is perchance the most interesting thing about it. Well, the second most interesting thing.

This moving-picture show sucks. I stopped caring about visual perception Anne Hathaway nude and screwing after about a half minute. I scantily made it through awake.

I like the titties and backside as very much as the next guy, but they’ve been push this film like it was the next XIII, and the only similarity it has to that film is you’d recollect a 13-year-old wrote it. Gaghan is obviously exactly as able of writing trash than he is Traffic and to be honest it was all I could do not to squeeze out it and go to bed. I did like all the tits and other girly bits, I’m not going away to lie, but I was hoping for so much more than.

Havoc was just untimely, just a really very bad feel. I literally felt sick after every time I watched it.

Along with Brokeback Mess, I recall it’s safe to say that Anne Hathaway is pretty much done with her treat goody virginal image. In Brokeback Deal she’s actually quite effective and the sex scenes are much more organic to the story. You should very check that one out. It’s really a beautiful story

see this it’s hot and true

I agree with Stansworth.

However, did ‘The Boneman’ (the critic reviewing this plastic film) see a different reading of "Havoc" than the breathe of us? The tv camera boy never interviewed Anne’s character piece she was driving. It was during the aspect in which Anne took her top side off on the couch that he was interviewing her and said, "You’re the lonliest person I’ve ever so met." And afterward that, he definitely did NOT storm out in tears.

Anyways, it’s besides bad this film never packed the emotional punch and distinction it could have. Or else it settled for shock-value. Truly a shame.

I really hatred to concede this point, but I’ll be darned if I’m gonna go back and watch that piece over again just to settle a bet. To my memory the video recording boy did indeed interview her while she was driving and yes you’re right about the other bit, just I clearly remember him leaving in tears, because after he made his grand pronouncement about her hollow soul, he set up it all too overwhelming and left in crying, because he had a thing for her, as I recall. Have you heard that Lyndsay Arhat is taking the Havoc route in a film called Empire State of the South Rule jibe the Babble on for a ot of her gift head, it’s legit.

Are you kidding me? This was a very powerful movie. If you want to keep an eye on crap, and so go watch Hostel, Obliterate Bill, Pulp Fiction or any other Tarantino creation. This was a very American tale and it was presented in a refreshingly unique way. I really enjoyed watching it and I believe the story would have been equally keen without the nudity. I could besides see the connection ‘tween this picture and 13. I did not make love anything about this picture or any of the actors when I picked it up, but this was a very pleasant surprise. As far as the comments about Anne Hathaway, I think she’s proved to be quite versatile, and she should be able to cross lines in her career much in the same way her grapheme crossed lines in this movie. Go see this flick or buy the DVD and don’t listen to all of these clowns that have a stick up their stern.

Oh and by the way, Os you’re dead wrong. Kaleb Rudy’s adaptation is right. I exactly finished this movie 10 minutes agone. There was never whatsoever scene of her organism interviewed spell driving and I don’t remember either one (interviewer or interviewee) crying at all.

The same shit cautionary "Spend time with your daughter or else she might do drugs and be sacked by black/latino gangstas!" bullshit as thirteen.

What’s wrong with the finish? Seemed like it was missing around 5 tenner minutes or they had an end but couldn’t use it so they had to make one with what they got.

are you sure Bijou Phillips was in "The Believer"? I’ve never seen the movie but I’ve followed her vocation and didn’t know she was in it, addition she isn’t listed in the credits on imdb.com. I think you are mentation of Summertime Phoenix, wHO also has one of those Hollywood-child names.